The author of the original work is Benny Archuleta and it was written
and posted 12 years ago on his dachshund web site.

Bonnie Tormohlen
Managing Director
Northern Arizona Ferret Alliance & Rescue, Inc

[Moderator's note: Thank you! I will ask his permission for it to
remain in the archives and give proper credit if he approves. BIG]

[Posted in FML 7421]