Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled corner decorators...
 
(What color would you like *this* corner, ma'am?)
 
Is there any truth to the rumor that the Marshall Valley breeders are
starting to put tatoos like "Mom" and "Born to Dook" and things like that,
on their ferts?  I wasn't sure, but there's a rumor going around and I
just thought I'd ask...
 
NOTE: The above was only meant as satire and does not represent true
facts.  Their ain't no such'a thing as Marshall Valley breeders--though
there is a possibility that there are such things as tatoos that say
"Mom".  Do not attempt to stretch your television to "get the whole
picture"...it won't work.  McDonald's "Select Strips" is not a dance
club.  Speeding tickets are NOT a fast way to get to the Policeman's Ball.
Your local mayor may or may not wear combat boots.  "A Dook A Day" will
keep most strangers away (that's especially true for you, Wolfy!).
 
Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns
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[Posted in FML issue 3748]