Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled corner decorators... (What color would you like *this* corner, ma'am?) Is there any truth to the rumor that the Marshall Valley breeders are starting to put tatoos like "Mom" and "Born to Dook" and things like that, on their ferts? I wasn't sure, but there's a rumor going around and I just thought I'd ask... NOTE: The above was only meant as satire and does not represent true facts. Their ain't no such'a thing as Marshall Valley breeders--though there is a possibility that there are such things as tatoos that say "Mom". Do not attempt to stretch your television to "get the whole picture"...it won't work. McDonald's "Select Strips" is not a dance club. Speeding tickets are NOT a fast way to get to the Policeman's Ball. Your local mayor may or may not wear combat boots. "A Dook A Day" will keep most strangers away (that's especially true for you, Wolfy!). Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns --- mailto:[log in to unmask] http://www.netconex.com/toddl/page2/ [Posted in FML issue 3748]