I have this little albino, one eyed, ferret bouncing off the walls,
poofing, dooking war dancing, Just having a fit.  I couldn't figure out
why.  Then it hits me!  Yesterday In the mail she received her official
membership to the Petey TPO club.  Now she thinks she is the "Big Cheese"
in the house, or should I say, "Big Foamy Fry".  She even thinks her
poofs smell stronger than her brother Fudley.  I Think this club has
created a monster!
 
Kathleen
(You Don't Know)
[Posted in FML issue 5192]