Here are mine:
 
Lola: "Gotta daaaaaance, gotta dance gotta dance!  Ok, enough of that,
gotta nap!"
 
Pukka: "I fly through the air with the greatest of ease, the daring young
ferret attacking your knees..."
 
Sebastian: "I'm just big-boned!  Really!  Hey, hold still so I can lick
your ankles!".
 
And speaking of pouting ferrets, I have one who downright sulks.  If I
put Pukka in her cage before she's through playing, she goes up to the
top shelf, flops down, and sighs, looking at me like "what did i do to
deserve this?"  Then she'll cram herself curled-up into the end of the
tube and leave just her head peeking out, still giving me that look!  I
have to admit, sometimes it works!
 
Rachel, Lola, Sebastian, and Pukka
 
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"Go ahead, call the cops
You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops"
 
                      -- Tom Waits
[Posted in FML issue 3946]