I, too, bought a cyber mouse.  I turned it on and all I saw was the
poofed tails of a bunch of ferrets heading for the hills.  They will
have nothing to do with it so it is all mine.  I can play with it outside
where they can't hear it.  It is so funny how different each ferret is.
 
LOL Deva
[Posted in FML issue 4460]