Risa,
I read about your dilemma and thought that maybe I could help out.  Here
are some flavors that I think you haven't thought of:
 
1. Old Smelly Sock
 
2. Fresh Toes
 
3  Fresh Toes inside Old Smelly Sock
 
4. Cheweasel
 
5. Friskies Dental Diet (Yummy Snack)
 
6. Essence of Vet Tech's Finger
 
7. Freshly removed Shoe
 
Those should keep your busy for awhile trying to figure out a way to have
these "flavors for a ferret" compounded!
 
Dooks & Hugs to You!
Sue
[Posted in FML issue 5163]