My ferret pooped over the ocean
My ferret pooped over the sea
My ferret pooped over the wetlands
Now EPA's writing to me.
 
Clean up, pay fines
Your ferret emissions are high, too high
Read regulations
We don't allow ferrets to fly.
 
My ferrets poop over my flooring
One ferret pooped inside my shoe
I feel that they're in violation
And asked EPA what to do.
 
Clean up, pay fines
Your ferret emissions are low, too low
Beaurocrats with red tape
Just ask us what you want to know.
 
My ferret now has a poop permit
And he gets to poop once a day
I package the rest and red tape it
And send it to the EPA.
 
 
Lisette ,living in the wetlands,
Where thousands of fish were allowed by the local wetland division
of the EPA to be murdered to increase the wetlands by 2 acres.  The
wetlands were drained to enlarge it!!!!!!!!!  Dozens of herons and
egrets will starve now in addition to the murders of ALL the fish that
remained alive after the many that had been poisoned a few months ago.
[Posted in FML issue 3140]