My ferret pooped over the ocean My ferret pooped over the sea My ferret pooped over the wetlands Now EPA's writing to me. Clean up, pay fines Your ferret emissions are high, too high Read regulations We don't allow ferrets to fly. My ferrets poop over my flooring One ferret pooped inside my shoe I feel that they're in violation And asked EPA what to do. Clean up, pay fines Your ferret emissions are low, too low Beaurocrats with red tape Just ask us what you want to know. My ferret now has a poop permit And he gets to poop once a day I package the rest and red tape it And send it to the EPA. Lisette ,living in the wetlands, Where thousands of fish were allowed by the local wetland division of the EPA to be murdered to increase the wetlands by 2 acres. The wetlands were drained to enlarge it!!!!!!!!! Dozens of herons and egrets will starve now in addition to the murders of ALL the fish that remained alive after the many that had been poisoned a few months ago. [Posted in FML issue 3140]