Q: "Ok, maybe you know a few things about fuzzys...but tell me what you
    LOVE best about them!"
 
A:  How do I LOVE fuzzies?  Let me count the ways:
 
01. I LOVE the feel of a warm fuzzy against my neck...
 
02. I LOVE a wet fuzzy after a cool afternoon swim...
 
03. I LOVE how a fuzzy wiggles under my playful fingers...
 
04. I LOVE to stroke an appreciative fuzzy...
 
05. I LOVE the smell deep down in a fuzzy's fur...
 
06. I LOVE holding a warm fuzzy on my lap...
 
07. I LOVE watching a fuzzy as it bounces on me...
 
08. I LOVE playing with a fuzzy under my sheets...
 
09. I LOVE gently holding a sleeping fuzzy...
 
10. I LOVE covering a fuzzy with playful kisses...
 
11. I LOVE tickling a fuzzy and driving it into a frenzy...
 
12. I LOVE floor play with a fuzzy...
 
13. I LOVE a fuzzy next to my bare skin...
 
14. I LOVE chasing a fuzzy that's teasing me...
 
15. I LOVE taking a fuzzy outside and getting dirty...
 
16. I LOVE a bald fuzzy as much as any other...
 
17. I LOVE a fuzzy rubbing all over me...
 
18. I LOVE giving a fuzzy exactly what it wants...
 
19. I LOVE getting a fuzzy all excited and fluffy...
 
20. I LOVE daydreaming about a fuzzy...
 
21. I LOVE groping a fuzzy in the sack...
 
22. I LOVE seeing a fuzzy on my bed...
 
23. I LOVE playing with a fuzzy all day long...
 
24. I LOVE two fuzzies more than one...
 
25. I JUST LOVE holding, squeezing, touching, kissing, rubbing, teasing,
    sniffing, hugging, and petting a fuzzy all day long--I just can't get
    enough.  I guess I'm just addicted to fuzzies...
 
Sometimes, the questions I'm asked are far better than anything I could
have thought up on my own.  Of course, the fuzzies I am talking about
are ferrets...
 
Bob C
[Posted in FML issue 4175]