Q: "Ok, maybe you know a few things about fuzzys...but tell me what you LOVE best about them!" A: How do I LOVE fuzzies? Let me count the ways: 01. I LOVE the feel of a warm fuzzy against my neck... 02. I LOVE a wet fuzzy after a cool afternoon swim... 03. I LOVE how a fuzzy wiggles under my playful fingers... 04. I LOVE to stroke an appreciative fuzzy... 05. I LOVE the smell deep down in a fuzzy's fur... 06. I LOVE holding a warm fuzzy on my lap... 07. I LOVE watching a fuzzy as it bounces on me... 08. I LOVE playing with a fuzzy under my sheets... 09. I LOVE gently holding a sleeping fuzzy... 10. I LOVE covering a fuzzy with playful kisses... 11. I LOVE tickling a fuzzy and driving it into a frenzy... 12. I LOVE floor play with a fuzzy... 13. I LOVE a fuzzy next to my bare skin... 14. I LOVE chasing a fuzzy that's teasing me... 15. I LOVE taking a fuzzy outside and getting dirty... 16. I LOVE a bald fuzzy as much as any other... 17. I LOVE a fuzzy rubbing all over me... 18. I LOVE giving a fuzzy exactly what it wants... 19. I LOVE getting a fuzzy all excited and fluffy... 20. I LOVE daydreaming about a fuzzy... 21. I LOVE groping a fuzzy in the sack... 22. I LOVE seeing a fuzzy on my bed... 23. I LOVE playing with a fuzzy all day long... 24. I LOVE two fuzzies more than one... 25. I JUST LOVE holding, squeezing, touching, kissing, rubbing, teasing, sniffing, hugging, and petting a fuzzy all day long--I just can't get enough. I guess I'm just addicted to fuzzies... Sometimes, the questions I'm asked are far better than anything I could have thought up on my own. Of course, the fuzzies I am talking about are ferrets... Bob C [Posted in FML issue 4175]