>From:    Anonymous Poster <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject: Human Green Poopie?  (or the green splash:-)
>*WARNING*  (not for the squeamish, gag-easily, non-animal person)
>Okay, so I backed up in the corner this morning, and it was GREEN.  Having
>16 ferrets, and associating green eliminations with the dreaded E.C.E., I
>panicked.  People ECE???  And, No, I haven't eaten any... [green stuff]...
 
you dont have to eat anything green.  Green-ness, as it were, is often
caused by an overabundance of iron in ones system.  You may have just eaten
something very high in iron the day before.
 
its not easy being green,
elf.
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[Posted in FML issue 2607]