I saw the coolest thing at my local Hallmark today:
 
AN ELECTRONIC FERRET!!!
 
I don't remember who makes them, but they are awesome, its shaped like a
ferret, long and low, the head and tail move and they make noises.  they
are touch activated and the boxes say they make over 50 different sounds.
They were about 40 dollars, the Hallmark store had 3 labled "Friendly
Ferret," one "Otter," and one "Pine Martin." I wanted one so bad, but I
have four perfectly adorable real live ferrets at home, and I don't have
40 dollars to spend on a toy for me.  It was just so cool to see a toy
labled ferret that was positively advertised and marketed.
 
*hugs*
jana
[Posted in FML issue 3185]