"Giuliani exits race, endorses McCain
By LIZ SIDOTI and DEVLIN BARRETT, Associated Press Writers 

SIMI VALLEY, Calif. - Rudy Giuliani, who sought to make the leap
from New York mayor to the White House, bowed out of the Republican
presidential contest Wednesday and endorsed front-runner and longtime
friend John McCain.

"John McCain is the most qualified candidate to be the next commander
in chief of the United States," Giuliani said. "He's an American hero."

Once the front-runner himself, Giuliani decided to abandon the race
after a dismal performance in Tuesday's Florida primary, a contest
on which he had bet his political fortune. Instead, McCain won and
Giuliani came in a distant third.

Giuliani, well known for his hatred of ferrets, one of the coolest pets
of all, recently received boxes of fermented ferret poop. Evidentally
all the ferrets in the United States banded together and shipped these
special presents to him to show him what they thought of his nasty
comments about ferrets and ferret owners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqmbbPRDyXY
Fearing for his life, and running out of room in his home due to the
piles and piles of ferret poop, Giuliani dropped out of the race."

Laura

PS: I may have taken artistic license with this news story and um,
added a little extra lol

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