"Giuliani exits race, endorses McCain By LIZ SIDOTI and DEVLIN BARRETT, Associated Press Writers SIMI VALLEY, Calif. - Rudy Giuliani, who sought to make the leap from New York mayor to the White House, bowed out of the Republican presidential contest Wednesday and endorsed front-runner and longtime friend John McCain. "John McCain is the most qualified candidate to be the next commander in chief of the United States," Giuliani said. "He's an American hero." Once the front-runner himself, Giuliani decided to abandon the race after a dismal performance in Tuesday's Florida primary, a contest on which he had bet his political fortune. Instead, McCain won and Giuliani came in a distant third. Giuliani, well known for his hatred of ferrets, one of the coolest pets of all, recently received boxes of fermented ferret poop. Evidentally all the ferrets in the United States banded together and shipped these special presents to him to show him what they thought of his nasty comments about ferrets and ferret owners http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqmbbPRDyXY Fearing for his life, and running out of room in his home due to the piles and piles of ferret poop, Giuliani dropped out of the race." Laura PS: I may have taken artistic license with this news story and um, added a little extra lol [Posted in FML 5868]