These really suck and they make next to no sense, but...
 
We have a sweet ferret named Seymour
Who thought that he might like to wee more.
He tipped over a cup
and licked it all up
And was happy to see that he peed more.
 
If Zydeca starts to get warmer
to approaching a litter-free corner
and if she backs up
with her tail sticking up
Then find Mommy quick and please warn her!
 
And for old times sake....
 
There once was a fert named Espresso
Who was always making a mess, Oh!
She was cute as a puppy,
but ate all our guppies
How she did it was anyone's guess....O
 
And here's one more which makes even less sense than the others...
 
There once was a ferret named Sam
Who liked to eat syrup and jam
He spent all his money
on jelly and honey
I tell you the truth, yes ma'am.
 
Bumper stickers?
Give me ferrets or give me death!
Ferrets are life--The rest is just details.
My ferret chewed up your honor student (just kidding)
Ferrets--Wierd pets for wierd people
Ferret lovers mean business!
If ferrets are outlawed, only outlaws will have ferrets.
A ferret in the hand is worth nine six-packs of Busch. (That one is just
for you, Mo' Bob;-))
 
Thank goodness, thats all I can think of!
 
                --Barbara Thomas ("barbkitty") with Seymour and Zydeca
"Darkness can never last too long,
if you laugh in its face"  o--Oingo Boingo
[Posted in FML issue 1851]