These really suck and they make next to no sense, but... We have a sweet ferret named Seymour Who thought that he might like to wee more. He tipped over a cup and licked it all up And was happy to see that he peed more. If Zydeca starts to get warmer to approaching a litter-free corner and if she backs up with her tail sticking up Then find Mommy quick and please warn her! And for old times sake.... There once was a fert named Espresso Who was always making a mess, Oh! She was cute as a puppy, but ate all our guppies How she did it was anyone's guess....O And here's one more which makes even less sense than the others... There once was a ferret named Sam Who liked to eat syrup and jam He spent all his money on jelly and honey I tell you the truth, yes ma'am. Bumper stickers? Give me ferrets or give me death! Ferrets are life--The rest is just details. My ferret chewed up your honor student (just kidding) Ferrets--Wierd pets for wierd people Ferret lovers mean business! If ferrets are outlawed, only outlaws will have ferrets. A ferret in the hand is worth nine six-packs of Busch. (That one is just for you, Mo' Bob;-)) Thank goodness, thats all I can think of! --Barbara Thomas ("barbkitty") with Seymour and Zydeca "Darkness can never last too long, if you laugh in its face" o--Oingo Boingo [Posted in FML issue 1851]