I'm sure CDFA/FA officials will discuss today's Ferret Legalization
gathering in Santa Barbara.  Here are my NUMERICAL results for the gathering:
 
(1) One FREE 1995 Ferret Calendar (great pix, thanks!)
(2) One CDFA membership (Not so free, but money well spent)
(3) Two sunburned arms
(4) Zero Ferrets seen, thanks to Fish and Game :-(
(5) Seven cool pages of Ferret literature
(6) One Ferrets Anonymous T-shirt with a Ferret (like King Kong) on the side
    of the Empire State Building Being attacked by planes.  Caption:
    "Our Pets are Safe...It's our Government that is dangerous"
(7) 300 more miles on my pick-up
(8) One tasty Gyro from UC Santa Barbara
(9) Many new Ferret friends
(10) One Card signed to that LOSER SENATOR WHO VOTED AGAINST...uh...I mean
     One card signed to help convince a local official to vote for the
     rights of our beloved pets.
 
All and all, a good time.
 
Dan
PS:  Did you guys know that Dr. William's rank is MAJOR?  I found this out by
     reading a copy of "Ferrets Unmasked".  Based on Ferret Knowledge
     alone, I think he should be promoted to General...
 
*******************************************************
*    Dan Eliot, Biology/Life Science Teacher          *
*    El Dorado High School, Placentia, CA             *
*    Snail Mail:  PO Box 1372, Placentia, CA 92670    *
*    E-Mail:      [log in to unmask]      *
*******************************************************
[Posted in FML issue 1223]