Thought I'd send in a couple of limericks,and a poem written a while ago.
 
Honey
There once was a ferret named Honey,
Who's poofing wasn't so funny.
One day she did poof,
And to me it was proof,
That poof could make my eyes runny.
 
Taz
Once there was a ferret called Taz,
Who got stuck by his butt with pizzazz.
He got out real quick,
When a nose it did stick
In that place by a helpful girl Jazz.
 
    The Gift
Love me please and take me home,
Someone did once, then I was put out to roam.
 
I was found by a person who cared
About how this ferret had fared.
 
Your kindness and loving I now need,
So my love will flower from a hidden seed.
 
Take me home, so that I can show
All the joy this gift can make grow.
 
For once I am in your heart,
We both can make a new start.
 
I wish you the joy of fuzzy love.
 
Sandy,Jasmine,Taz,Honey and Sugar
[Posted in FML issue 2985]