Okay y'all, I must be in a sleep deprived "creative" mode.  Anyway, here
we go.  Sung to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
 
Take Me Out to the Mud, Mom!
 
Take me out to the grass, Mom
take me out to the mud!!
Bring me a snack, put in it my pack,
'cuz it's so fun I may never come back!!
 
For it's root, root, root, through the mud, Mom
there's nothing that's quite the same!!
For it's 1,2,3, jump right in,
at the old mud game!!
 
S. Pyron
1-7-06
[Posted in FML issue 5147]