Hi to all the fuzzies and their hoomans,
 
I asked my two babies this question and got loads of answers.  Here are
just a few....
 
I Will Not steal mommy's tv remote and hide it under the couch where she
can't reach it (especially when she is watching her favorite tv shows).
 
I Will Not bite that man that mommy is married to (every time mommy
convinces him that I can be trusted and that I don't bite, he gives me a
chance and the first thing i do is to bite him).
 
I Will Not ride on the back of the pitbull dog that lives here as if he is
a pony.  (I dont think the dog likes me very much).
 
I Will Not climb up on mommy's desk and dump over her glass of tea and then
dance in the spilled liquid and make a big mess.
 
I Will Not drag my cage mate out of the hammock by his ear and then proceed
to climb into the hammock and go to sleep.
 
I Will Not carry ALL the toys in the room into my sleep box and refuse to
share.
 
I Will Not steal mommy's hair brush and hide it 5 minutes before she needs
to brush her hair to go to the store.
 
As you can see, my two fuzzies are very busy.  Most of these were given to
me by my little girl Nipper.  Chomper seems to think that he does nothing
wrong...yea right!!
 
Dook to all!!!
 
Pat, the mommy
Nipper..."Come on mom..where's da raisins?"
Chomper.."YAWWNNSSSSS"
[Posted in FML issue 3164]