AFTER DINNER MINT: The surprise poopie you find right after your ferret has
eaten
 
AFTER EIGHT: comes nine, ten, eleven, twelve... also known as the state of
mind a hooman finds he/she is in, in which ferret math becomes a blur
 
BALDERDASH: an adrenal ferret running across the living room floor
 
ERECTION: the act of the hind leg sticking straight out into the air after
being stroked behind the knees
 
PALM READING: the sniffing of the hand to detect ferret friendliness
 
PUDDING POP: a surprise moist ferret poopie
 
PUMPKIN: hobb litter mates
 
RUB DOWN: using the carpet as a face cloth
 
RUNNING SHU: act of chasing and separating two or more disagreeable ferrets
 
SCRATCHING POST: your fingers to a ferret
 
WASH OUT: act of licking the front paws then rubbing the back of neck and
drawing out towards face and beyond
 
WIND DOWN: the action resulting from a serious scratching fit on a tiled
floor
 
 
Computer Oriented Daffinitions:
 
CACHE: storage facility for socks where hoomans won't find them
 
FLOPPY: a pancaked ferret
 
HUBS: what kits call their dads
 
INTERNET: a hammock inside a ferret condo
 
RAM: Random Attack Mustelid or Random Attack Mode - also known as the bite
and run
 
SCANNER: device attached to the end of a ferrets face use to check out all
your floors
 
ZIP STARTER KIT: a new born ferret
 
Betty and her Blur of Fur
[Posted in FML issue 2345]