AFTER DINNER MINT: The surprise poopie you find right after your ferret has eaten AFTER EIGHT: comes nine, ten, eleven, twelve... also known as the state of mind a hooman finds he/she is in, in which ferret math becomes a blur BALDERDASH: an adrenal ferret running across the living room floor ERECTION: the act of the hind leg sticking straight out into the air after being stroked behind the knees PALM READING: the sniffing of the hand to detect ferret friendliness PUDDING POP: a surprise moist ferret poopie PUMPKIN: hobb litter mates RUB DOWN: using the carpet as a face cloth RUNNING SHU: act of chasing and separating two or more disagreeable ferrets SCRATCHING POST: your fingers to a ferret WASH OUT: act of licking the front paws then rubbing the back of neck and drawing out towards face and beyond WIND DOWN: the action resulting from a serious scratching fit on a tiled floor Computer Oriented Daffinitions: CACHE: storage facility for socks where hoomans won't find them FLOPPY: a pancaked ferret HUBS: what kits call their dads INTERNET: a hammock inside a ferret condo RAM: Random Attack Mustelid or Random Attack Mode - also known as the bite and run SCANNER: device attached to the end of a ferrets face use to check out all your floors ZIP STARTER KIT: a new born ferret Betty and her Blur of Fur [Posted in FML issue 2345]