- How many times will they reuse a 'corner tray' before it has to be
  cleaned.?
- How many times will they use a hidden corner?
- How far can a ferret spit when they are spitting out medicine?
- What's the difference between a ferret kiss and the licking that takes
  place just before the chomp?
- How long will a ferret stand in front of the fridge before taking the hint
  that you will not open it for them.
- Who do ferrets jump in your bed and get comfy when they know you have to
  get up and go to work?
- If you can answer any or all of these questions, please let the rest of us
  know.
[Posted in FML issue 1985]