- How many times will they reuse a 'corner tray' before it has to be cleaned.? - How many times will they use a hidden corner? - How far can a ferret spit when they are spitting out medicine? - What's the difference between a ferret kiss and the licking that takes place just before the chomp? - How long will a ferret stand in front of the fridge before taking the hint that you will not open it for them. - Who do ferrets jump in your bed and get comfy when they know you have to get up and go to work? - If you can answer any or all of these questions, please let the rest of us know. [Posted in FML issue 1985]