Zapp Brannigan here--private eye ferret

The wedding may have to be postponed because of a slight legal matter.
It has come to my attention from a fairly reliable source that Tonks,
is already married and is two timming on his wife. This of course will
be fully investigated and wittnesses will be interviewed.

Anyone with information on this subject should come forth ASAP.

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[Posted in FML 5628]