Willow's Bad Day
 
Willow Amanda Todd had a bad day.  She usually endulged in delighting
her mother by using her litter box religiously but today was somehow
different.  She had been smacked by Figgy Pudding's feline paw for no
good reason.  The cat obviously didn't respect how important Willow was
and that she would not be treated in such a vile manner.  Then Piper
Riverdance the hyper panda bit her sore foot.  To makes things worse,
mother was too busy typing up an english paper to fulfill the ritual of
hugging her, squeezing her, and complimenting her gorgoues coat for 5
minutes.  <BR>So after expressing this distress to Othella Meeper, and
Liam Francis, who really didn't care, she decided to go poop on the floor
in a new spot that mom and dad and everyone else would surely notice.
That way she would get all the attention she wanted in a matter of
3...2...1 "STOP!"  Cries mother as she jumps over the chair, over the
vacuum cleaner, and nearly trips over Cairo Nuffin, the big orange tabby.
She scoops up Willow and places her in the litter box.  Cairo now curls
up next to that litter box where Willow refuses to go.  Willow steps out,
sniffs with her nose in the air and begins to back up against Cairo.
"Take this Cairo" she says.
 
Throughout the house laughing and talking is amiss, as Cairo wears
Willow's war paint, and Willow's bad day suddenly turns great.
 
Based on a true story that happened on October 29th.
 
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[Posted in FML issue 3588]