"Memories Are Made of This"
 
A ferret too bald to be choosey
thought all things cylindrical floosies.
Then he had a repair
and found calm with some hair --
now thinks Viagra should be a real doosie.
 
(a groaner...)
 
Obviously, I can NOT enter the poetry contest anymore than I can know what
it feels like to be a ferret with a sex-drive surprise, but I just wanted
to let you know that after some requests I've decided to also allow other
forms of humorous or artistic poetry in the contest other than just haikus
or limericks.  Rules are that they need to not be sad poems this time
around, nor should they be ones which promote any fights.  You must post
them here on the FML as well as sending them to me since it IS an FML
poetry contest (continuing a long tradition), and your praise counts so
feel free to comment publicly when someone posts a poem or poems you enjoy!
That's more than half the fun of it.  What I like is only what I like so
your opinion matters!  These contests usually seem to go on for two to
four months so this one has just begun!
 
Sukie
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[Posted in FML issue 2976]