"Memories Are Made of This" A ferret too bald to be choosey thought all things cylindrical floosies. Then he had a repair and found calm with some hair -- now thinks Viagra should be a real doosie. (a groaner...) Obviously, I can NOT enter the poetry contest anymore than I can know what it feels like to be a ferret with a sex-drive surprise, but I just wanted to let you know that after some requests I've decided to also allow other forms of humorous or artistic poetry in the contest other than just haikus or limericks. Rules are that they need to not be sad poems this time around, nor should they be ones which promote any fights. You must post them here on the FML as well as sending them to me since it IS an FML poetry contest (continuing a long tradition), and your praise counts so feel free to comment publicly when someone posts a poem or poems you enjoy! That's more than half the fun of it. What I like is only what I like so your opinion matters! These contests usually seem to go on for two to four months so this one has just begun! Sukie [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 2976]