Aside from "crapweasel" which I heard on an episode of the TV show "Friends"
last years, we generally refer to our fuzzies simply as "Hey!", "Stop That!"
and "Get Outta There!" The names are interchangeable among the ferrets (and
Jennifer too, for that matter), and they all respond, (except for Psycho
who's deaf) with a moment's hesitation, a look up in the wrong direction,
and a dive back into whatever they're supposed to not be doing.
 
Ah, but we love 'em anyways.
 
Incidentally, how many of you out there use a ferret name or term as your
password? I'd bet at least half.
 
Stan, Terrie & Jen, with Mookie, Psycho, Cecil & Cocoa in Toronto
[Posted in FML issue 1382]