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Rebecca Stout <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:21:48 EST
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All you Journey (Steve Perry) fans!  To the tune of "Lovin', Touchin',
Squeezein'"
 
::From the stage, a slow deep bass rhythm begins, the percussion
  bass and tom enters in perfect time with the bass, and Neil Schon
  Ferret's single high guitar notes randomly soar in the background.
  The spot light comes on.  Steve Perry Ferret who is wearing skin
  tight jeans, grabs the mic.  He looks the jills and sprites in the
  eye along the front row of the concert hall.  With a wink of the
  eye, a silver mitt faints ... others get stirred up into a frenzy
  of dooking.  Then ... that gorgeous voice ... takes off... ::
 
You make me flatferret and wanna die
Just when you said we'd try
dancin', sniffin', scruffin'
each other
When I'm poopin all be myself
you're out with someone else
dancin', sniffin', scruffin'
each other
you're tearing me apart
every day, every day
you're tearin me apart
oh what can I say?
you're tearing me apart
::the crowd begins to scream, hold paws, sway side to side and sing
  along  in the background::
It won't be long YES, til
you're alone
when you hob, oh, he hasn't
come home 'cause he's dancin', ooo he sniffin'
he's scruffin' another ......
he's tearin you apart
every day every day
he's tearin' you apart
'oh girl what can you say
case he's lovin, sniffin, scruffing ...
anoooooootheeeeeeeeeer
Now it's your turn, girl, to cry!!
::All at once the bass drum thuds, and the crowd shouts in one downstroke
  beat that thunders in the arena::
::Furry little paws wrapped around Bic lighters flick on all over the
  stadium at the same time. The stary like light sways in time back and
  forth simultaneously as the crowd dooks ...
Na na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na
::Steve Perry ferret dashes back and forth on the stage to each side of
  the crowd with his arm swaying in the air to direct the crowds
  dancing.  He is stunning with his long dark, shiny fur flowing
  behind him.  He whips off a white satin short jacket with tails ...
  and bears a yellow eighties half shirt.  Females go wild, throwing
  their own socks on the stage at Steve Perry ferret.  And some are
  throwing foamy fries at Neil Schon ferret, who picks one up, hangs
  it off his bottom lip as his claws rip out some roaring guitar solos.::
 
::The crowd now sings as loud as they can ... Come on YOU TOO::
Na na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na
 
Wolfy
 
http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com
Sean and Rocky Slide show
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=7222047&uid=3512225
See Sean before Rocky
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=8972718&uid=3512225
[Posted in FML issue 5129]

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