hostess:  "Hi!  Glad you could make it!"
 
guest:  "Oh, hi.  Nice house, I love your plants."
 
hostess:  "Thanks."
 
guest:  "Um, I've been driving a while.  Can I use your bathroom?"
 
hostess:  "Oh, sure, it's at the top of the stairs, just through the little
half door...Oh, no that didn't come with the apartment.  And, um, while your
in there...before you get started, you should...ummm...make sure
there's...no one in there with you.  Oh, don't worry, nothing dangerous.."
 
Hostess surreptitiously rubs the chomp marks on her behind...
[Posted in FML issue 1462]