Scene: Three human kids playing in the ferret room.  A Cheweasel, on a blue
ribbon, is hanging where the fuzzies can reach it.  It is obviously a
favorite toy, as a few corners are missing........
 
Youngest (and most imaginative) child : "Doesn't that Cheweasel remind you
of an Olympic gold medal?"
 
Middle (and always practical) child : "I seriously doubt athletes chew the
corners off their medals."
 
Oldest (and thinks he's the funniest) child : "It would be perfect for Mike
Tyson!"
 
Overheard by:
PamV  (the mom)
[Posted in FML issue 2178]