I want to tell you about one of my ferrets.  I named him after one of the
planets: Your-in-ius.  You Know: The rings around it are those yellow
Your-in-ious orbital particles made of Your-in- i-de-it.  The planets
central core as you may recall is made from Your-in-ium, and is contained
mostly in radio-active ammonium.  It has recently come to my attention
that Your-a-Peein' scientists will be coming soon to our homes to
investigate our curious yellow Your-in markings on our floors.The ones we
call ferrets may be alien pee-bodies from the planet Your-in-ius.  These
markings may be radioactive ammonium signals.!!  So Be prepared!!Keep
carpet cleaner and Dawn detergent, and paper towels with you at all times.
If friends tell you that you look 'glowing', turn the lights back on.  And
remember:greet any distinguisshed Your-a-Peein' visitors as
'Your-oil-hi-nis.'
 
Lisette
[Mom- are you snorting vaseline again.? Come along now.  No more cough
medicine and off to bed.].
Little[alias Tinkleberry, yellow bottom, NO, and Your-in-ium.]
[Posted in FML issue 2655]