I want to tell you about one of my ferrets. I named him after one of the planets: Your-in-ius. You Know: The rings around it are those yellow Your-in-ious orbital particles made of Your-in- i-de-it. The planets central core as you may recall is made from Your-in-ium, and is contained mostly in radio-active ammonium. It has recently come to my attention that Your-a-Peein' scientists will be coming soon to our homes to investigate our curious yellow Your-in markings on our floors.The ones we call ferrets may be alien pee-bodies from the planet Your-in-ius. These markings may be radioactive ammonium signals.!! So Be prepared!!Keep carpet cleaner and Dawn detergent, and paper towels with you at all times. If friends tell you that you look 'glowing', turn the lights back on. And remember:greet any distinguisshed Your-a-Peein' visitors as 'Your-oil-hi-nis.' Lisette [Mom- are you snorting vaseline again.? Come along now. No more cough medicine and off to bed.]. Little[alias Tinkleberry, yellow bottom, NO, and Your-in-ium.] [Posted in FML issue 2655]