Each day I bestow upon you:
 
10 Kisses for your corn-chip-smelling feet
 
10 Kisses for your soft, furry, squishy belly
 
10 Kisses for your cold wet nose
 
10 Kisses for those fuzzy little ears that are so cute and irresistible
 
10 Kisses though you say "thbpt" and run away
 
10 Kisses after you break something, so I don't get angry
 
10 Kisses after you tip over the garbage can and drag a wet, rotten banana
   peel all over the house, because, well, that's why I have you!
 
10 Kisses for the top of your head while you sleep on my lap
 
10 Kisses for your wet chest, wet because you HAD to have MY water
 
10 Kisses for your wardancing
 
10 Kisses because life is so short and you are so precious
 
Goodness, that's more than one hundred kisses!
[Posted in FML issue 2671]