Susan,
Ferretvite is an excellent greasing agent along with ferretone for the
red radio flyer wagon with hovercraft capabilities.  Without it, how
would I soar high above the FML?
 
Hey!  Why am I answering you???  YOU who thinks I'm so ancient that I
fart dust and would know what ferrets said long before they dooked?
 
The Oracle
[Posted in FML issue 5047]