Hi, all!  'Need advice:
 
My local Pet Supermarket just got in a new shipment of ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS
kits.  Such beautiful colors and so friendly ~ not a nipper in the bunch,
can you believe it?!?
 
Here's my question - please reply if you can help: There is one black sable
kit there from the last "batch" that never got sold.  He, too, is gorgeous,
and still young, but he's clearly older & larger than the new kits.  All
of us on this list know how sweet those lil' kits are and how they're the
first to go.  What can I suggest to the pet store to help save this
(relatively) big guy from <gulp> return to the breeder (MF); to make him
more 'marketable' to ferret-newbies??
 
Any ideas greatly appreciated.  THANKS!
 
Melissa:  "Well, maybe just ONE more... no, we can't... well, maybe...
no.  No, we can't.... I don't think.... oh, what's just one?  No..
NO.... I think.  Darn it!"
SO:  "Honey, if you want, it's okay with me.  Let's see; which one can
we give up to make room for him?  <evil pulling-your-leg grin>"
 
The "raisin gallery" (to be confused with the peanut gallery):
 
Dexter:   "Aw, c'mon, mom; can't we have just ONE more?  I'll kiss his
ears & be sweet to him..."
Cocoa:  "Huh?  Wha? What's goin' on?"
MoJo:  "Well, if the lil' whippersnapper is cute enough, MAYBE I'll
share my ChewEasels with him.  No promises!"
RockStar:  "C'mon, mom, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yup, yup, yup!  I will
take him home and I will dress him up and I will call him 'George'."
MacDaddy:  "***FRESH MEAT!!!***"
Fluffy:  "Oh, what a pleasant thought; a new BABY!"
Cosmo:  "I don't care, as long as he lets me sleep and stays out of my a/d."
[Posted in FML issue 2800]