A GENT: A hob on a mission.
 
CHIN UPS: When a ferret stands on its hind legs and places its chin on the
edge of your seat hoping their cute appearance will make you pick them up.
 
CORN MEAL MUSH: A poopie rendered from corn-based kibble.
 
DE BAIT: The treat used to convince a ferret to stop arguing about getting
their toenails cut.
 
DIGAMY: When a ferret is married to the idea of digging up your carpet.
 
DIS POSITION: Any ferret sleeping position which would snap a human spine.
 
DIVIDER: A human that separates two fighting ferrets.
 
DIVORCE: Preferable to losing a ferret.
 
DOCKET: What happens when a hob loses his special purpose.
 
DOCK YARD: An exercise area for neutered male ferrets.
 
DOG CATCHER: A ferret chasing after a canine.
 
DOO HICKEY: When you accidentally get poopie on your neck.
 
DOUBLE DRIPPING: When a ferret spots the carpet in two separate places.
 
END RUN: When a ferret dashes towards another ferret and sniffs it butt.
 
FABLE: What the PR Department of the CaCa Fishing Gestapo releases to the
public regarding ferrets.
 
FAR FLUNG: A poopie on the wall.
 
HEAD TO TAIL: A ferret sleeping position where the top of the head is in
contact with the ferret's bottom.
 
HEAD MASTER: Person scruffing a ferret.
 
HOME RUN: A ferret dashing to the hidey hole.
 
MUSH: The condition of a poopie after a ferret steps in it.
 
ODDBALL: A ferret with an odd number of testicles.
 
SQUIRMY WORM: A ferret a) getting a bath, b) getting toenails cut,
                 c) getting ears cleaned, d) wanting to get down.
 
STORE BOUGHT: A Marshall Farms or Path Valley ferret.
 
TESTI: A hob acting headstrong or testosterone poisoned.
 
THEORETICAL: The idea that intelligence exists within the CaCa Fishing
Gestapo.
 
THUMB NAIL: A bite on the thumb.
 
TRAIL HEAD: When a ferret is walking rapidly with their nose to a scent
trail.
 
VACATION: A day when someone else picks up the poopie and cleans the
litter box.
 
 
Bob C and 20 MO Mush Mashers
[Posted in FML issue 2349]