Under the sofa (Sung to the tune of "Under the boardwalk")
 
Oh, when the play winds down
and you find you're too tired to poof.
And you now want a nap
But find the livingroom is ferret proof
 
Under the sofa
So cozily ee yeah
With my blankies and my buddies
S'where I'll be
 
Under the sofa
The cage is a bore
Under the sofa
Stealing socks is a chore
Under the sofa
Mommy's lookin' above
Under the sofa
We'll be stashin' a glove
Under the sofa--sofa
 
Around the house real near
You'll hear the sounds of a squeaky toy
But I'm hidden way back
I'm such a clever, clever  lil' boy
 
Under the sofa
So cozily ee yeah
With my blankies and my buddies
S'where I'll be
 
Under the sofa
The cage is a bore
Under the sofa
Stealing socks is a chore
Under the sofa
Mommy's lookin' above
Under the sofa
We'll be stashin' a glove
Under the sofa--sofa
 
DOOKING SECTION
 
Oh, under the sofa
So cozily ee yeah
With my blankies and by buddies
S'where I'll be.                                .
 
Melody Tomaszewicz
 
Melodyt and the four fuzzbutts
Furry--The Sebastian Cabot of ferrets.  "I'm SO dignified."
Sweetie--The FLO agent.  "How on Earth did you get up there?"
Friskie--Liberace reincarnated.  "Where's that feather boa?  It's naptime."
Angel--aka Velociweasel, aka Pazuzu---Now in foster care. (Sob)
[Posted in FML issue 2308]