Under the sofa (Sung to the tune of "Under the boardwalk") Oh, when the play winds down and you find you're too tired to poof. And you now want a nap But find the livingroom is ferret proof Under the sofa So cozily ee yeah With my blankies and my buddies S'where I'll be Under the sofa The cage is a bore Under the sofa Stealing socks is a chore Under the sofa Mommy's lookin' above Under the sofa We'll be stashin' a glove Under the sofa--sofa Around the house real near You'll hear the sounds of a squeaky toy But I'm hidden way back I'm such a clever, clever lil' boy Under the sofa So cozily ee yeah With my blankies and my buddies S'where I'll be Under the sofa The cage is a bore Under the sofa Stealing socks is a chore Under the sofa Mommy's lookin' above Under the sofa We'll be stashin' a glove Under the sofa--sofa DOOKING SECTION Oh, under the sofa So cozily ee yeah With my blankies and by buddies S'where I'll be. . Melody Tomaszewicz Melodyt and the four fuzzbutts Furry--The Sebastian Cabot of ferrets. "I'm SO dignified." Sweetie--The FLO agent. "How on Earth did you get up there?" Friskie--Liberace reincarnated. "Where's that feather boa? It's naptime." Angel--aka Velociweasel, aka Pazuzu---Now in foster care. (Sob) [Posted in FML issue 2308]