Well, awv cawse, dawgling!
 
Thawt sawt awv thing, is quiiiiite the obvious, yew know!
 
The English, or Brit fert, as yew refer to them, may have a dook that
sounds like "dawk", dawling.
 
And yew should see them at tea time!!!  They awre awll in a twittle!  They
lawve their teatime, yew know!
 
And they absoooolewtly lawve their shows, like "Keeping Up Appearances",
whawt with awl thawt bit about the fur, yew know dawling?
[Posted in FML issue 3165]