HelLO, TheiS Is ElRIc, I am An AlBInO FERrreT, AND i hAVE TO hUMANS, A mOM
AND A GIRl, jOlEEN, SHE liEKS TO HuG mE AND CarRy ME AROUnd. i DoN'T miNd.
i DoNT LIKE bAThS, nO MORE bAThS. REALLy NOW. SWImmING iS FUN, BUt NOT bEING
DRIeD AND CombED AND aLLA THaT.
        i liKE RASiNS AND TREats...i WOULD lIKE TO EAT oNE OF THE GErBILS
sOMETiMES, BUT i KNOW THaT THEY ARE pets, i JUST lOOK AT THEm.
        i liKE TO wATCH CARTOOns EVEN tHOUGH THEY ARE haRD TO SEE FroME THE
coUCH... wOLVERINE mUST BE A RElATIVE oF OURS.
        tHE oTHER DAY, i WENT WITH tHE FOod lADY TO THE mAILBOX, THE oLD
GUYS WERE HAngiNG AROUND waITInG FOR THE maIL. oNE THOUGHT i WAS A -CAT- CAN
yOU BEliVE tHAT. tHE oTHER TOLD HIM tHAT i AM A FERRET, AND THAT i'M A GOOD
mOUSER. (hAVEN'T HAD THE ChANCE, I WANT TO CHase THE CHIPMUNKS iN THE yARD.)
i THINK thE uNION SHOuld GET us A ChANCE TO chaSE THInGS IN THE yARd....
hE ASKEd fOOD lADY IF i hUNTED raBBITS WITH hER... CAN yOU BELIve THAT..
eXPECTING fERRETS TO worK!
        TreASURE HiNt: pUT OnE SOCK iN ONE TRovE AND ThE oTHEr IN AnOTHER
tROVE....
 
        eLRiC...
[Posted in FML issue 1148]