It is with pride I announce to those readers of FML that after a period of
grieeving for our lost mascot "Sir Peanut of Ferret Wise" that the shelter
kids have taken a poll and passed the distinguished honor on to "Master
Ewok".  A landslide victory for Master Ewok ,in fact, by all the shelter
kids-- (who are looking forward to finding their own homes) since he is the
one who seems to take such joy in being the "BOSS" of the shelter.  He
meticulously inspects the rooms of the facility daily and makes known his
displeasure if anyone has relocated ANYTHING!!!
 
Master Ewok is a permanent resident at Ferret Wise and so the directors were
very much in approval of the votes by shelter residents after all--- we
can't keep them all can we!!
 
Ewok is a lovely big boy-- weighing in at 4 1/2 # he is a butterscotch with
drk chocolate points a true siamese marked beauty.  He is also the shelters
vasectomized hob and earns every kibble he eats..  and eats..  and eats
 
We are very happy that Master Ewok has accepted this distinguished honor and
wanted to share the news.  All those who would like to correspond can write:
Ferret Wise, PO Box 561, Marlborough, NH  03455
 
dook,da dook, dook-- Ewok will soon be writing his own column in Ferret Wise
Frolic the shelter paper!!
[Posted in FML issue 1464]