It is with pride I announce to those readers of FML that after a period of grieeving for our lost mascot "Sir Peanut of Ferret Wise" that the shelter kids have taken a poll and passed the distinguished honor on to "Master Ewok". A landslide victory for Master Ewok ,in fact, by all the shelter kids-- (who are looking forward to finding their own homes) since he is the one who seems to take such joy in being the "BOSS" of the shelter. He meticulously inspects the rooms of the facility daily and makes known his displeasure if anyone has relocated ANYTHING!!! Master Ewok is a permanent resident at Ferret Wise and so the directors were very much in approval of the votes by shelter residents after all--- we can't keep them all can we!! Ewok is a lovely big boy-- weighing in at 4 1/2 # he is a butterscotch with drk chocolate points a true siamese marked beauty. He is also the shelters vasectomized hob and earns every kibble he eats.. and eats.. and eats We are very happy that Master Ewok has accepted this distinguished honor and wanted to share the news. All those who would like to correspond can write: Ferret Wise, PO Box 561, Marlborough, NH 03455 dook,da dook, dook-- Ewok will soon be writing his own column in Ferret Wise Frolic the shelter paper!! [Posted in FML issue 1464]