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|Dear Mom & Dad:                             |                   #  @@@  # |
|                                            |                   #  /o @ # |
|Hi! I am having lots of fun! I am now in    |                   #  `, | # |
|Wasington DC. I got an invite from Socks    |                   #   / \ # |
|to visit a white house on Pennsylvania Ave. |                   #usa 29c# |
|It's a pretty cool house. Socks is cool -   |                   ######### |
|especially for a cat. She showed me where   |                             |
|Lincoln's ghost likes to hang out. (He has  |                             |
|some pretty interesting stories to tell!)   |                             |
|She also showed me the Oval Office. Despite |                             |
|its name, it does have corners which I      |   To: Mom and Dad Burkard   |
|could poop in! ;) We hid kibble in Hillary's|       1313 Mockingbird Lane |
|shoes and threw litter at VP Gore. Socks is |       Rochester, NY 14450   |
|a ferret at heart! Gotta go...where going to|                             |
|go raid the refrigerator!                   |                             |
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|Give everybody a nip for me. I'll be home   |                             |
|soon, but there are a few more things I     |                             |
|want to see.                                |                             |
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|  nips & kisses, Squirt                     |                             |
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     (on the reverse is a picture of the Oval Office with x's drawn in
      the corners.)
 
[Moderator's note: Huh?  I didn't get the reverse!  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 1468]