~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | ######### | |Dear Mom & Dad: | # @@@ # | | | # /o @ # | |Hi! I am having lots of fun! I am now in | # `, | # | |Wasington DC. I got an invite from Socks | # / \ # | |to visit a white house on Pennsylvania Ave. | #usa 29c# | |It's a pretty cool house. Socks is cool - | ######### | |especially for a cat. She showed me where | | |Lincoln's ghost likes to hang out. (He has | | |some pretty interesting stories to tell!) | | |She also showed me the Oval Office. Despite | | |its name, it does have corners which I | To: Mom and Dad Burkard | |could poop in! ;) We hid kibble in Hillary's| 1313 Mockingbird Lane | |shoes and threw litter at VP Gore. Socks is | Rochester, NY 14450 | |a ferret at heart! Gotta go...where going to| | |go raid the refrigerator! | | | | | |Give everybody a nip for me. I'll be home | | |soon, but there are a few more things I | | |want to see. | | | | | | nips & kisses, Squirt | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (on the reverse is a picture of the Oval Office with x's drawn in the corners.) [Moderator's note: Huh? I didn't get the reverse! BIG] [Posted in FML issue 1468]