Momma saw what i wrot and she not happi wit me.  She gonna give me a bath
dhis weekend.  She say i need it.  I not need it!  How i make her see
dhat?
 
I wash up real good.  i roll in litter box.  i dhought it was clean but
it wasnt .  so dhen i roll on carpet.  momma not happy wit dhat.  so i
find dirt and roll in it..  now i smell pretty.  but momma say no.  i
need bath.  i no need no bath!
 
help pleaze!  tell momma i no need bath!  i a good boy.  i be good.  i
sorry i l augh at her falling on her butt.  i no mean ta but it was
funni!
 
Tootles
Pherit in hiding!
[Posted in FML issue 4281]