Momma saw what i wrot and she not happi wit me. She gonna give me a bath dhis weekend. She say i need it. I not need it! How i make her see dhat? I wash up real good. i roll in litter box. i dhought it was clean but it wasnt . so dhen i roll on carpet. momma not happy wit dhat. so i find dirt and roll in it.. now i smell pretty. but momma say no. i need bath. i no need no bath! help pleaze! tell momma i no need bath! i a good boy. i be good. i sorry i l augh at her falling on her butt. i no mean ta but it was funni! Tootles Pherit in hiding! [Posted in FML issue 4281]