According to Syndney Omarr, in today's Seattle _Times_, the horoscope for
Jessie (b. early July 1993) and Bart (b. 7/16/94) for tomorrow, 5/14/1996,
is:
 
Fun filled Tuesday!^1 Individual who sets policy^2 points to you as
leader.^3 Celebration in order, one day you won't soon forget.^4 Don't rule
out "overseas assignment."^5 Sagittarian plays role.^6
 
Notes:
 
^1:  "Hey, Jessie, let's trash the house!  Hyuck-nyuck-hyuck!"
^2:  The Big One, AKA Mommie, AKa provider of food/cleaner of cage/dispenser
     of rewards, punishments.  I.e., me.
^3:  They trash house.  I come home to enormous, chaotic mess.  "Jessie. I
     know you instigated this!" Back they go into the cage (they were _in_
     the cage when I left -- how did they get out?  Oh . . .  _there_ it is:
     Bart jimmied the front door again!)
^4:  An hour later, Bart jimmies the front door to the cage again.  A merry
     chase is had by all before I catch them -- I have to dig them out of
     the middle of the bean-bag chair in which they've just torn a hole to
     burrow into the chair . . .
^5:  "Uh-oh -- I think she's gonna pitch us both into the lake over there..."
 
^6:  Ed (b. Nov. 1930?) calls from Ferrets Northwest, is consulted on how to
     keep Bart from jimmying the cage-door.  Solution: _wire_ it shut until
     we can get a better lock for the thing.  Door wired shut (can still
     take them out of cage via the top, which comes off but has better
     clasps to hold it shut as desired).  Bart plots revenge . . .
 
Nexxt week:  The return of Aquarius (Bart's mother, Sari)!
 
Enjoy, YRD
[Posted in FML issue 1569]